Co-worker mid 40's african american gentleman says look what I left over the weekend. It's a rubber thumb thimble protector thing and stashed inside a torn off corner of a baggie of coca.
On my way to work I sometimes stop in at the grocery store for
snacks or lunch or redbull and whatnot.
It's a chain I used to work for but never that location.
My old boss from my old store is the manager there now.
She's so unbelievably beautiful. She hasn't aged a day
in those 20 years. Crazy. She just got married last year.
Dated him for since then i believe so yes...
Good for them! Congrats yall! Hope you really found it.
I just hope she's happy. She seems like the same old
awesome chick I knew back then. I need to say hi.
I always avoid and drift like a shadow, hood up,
head down, smooth trailing effected and neglected.
lmao...
Last time I talked to her was in there when I lived in that city
about 5 years ago. I was super baked and I tried to playfully
yell at her for there being no Thomas' Everything bagels on
the shelf. But I think I was too aggressive and she didn't know
I was joking and it was just a bit awkward she took it hard haha
whoopsie....oh well..
We never were close. I bet she remembers me and would rather
not interact so I abide I'm not tryna harsh anyones buzz.
got another one of those dangling spinny umm what are they called
lets google fu right quick.
wow can't even find it on the store site. I'll have to double
back on this once I visit the store.
Feeling jaded on dating but trying the online thing anyhow just
to see what bites. So far been not great honestly.
Got my medical card and started smoking weed again. It's lit.
Really awesome I shouldn't have stopped.
So much better so much happier less pain less stressed
not caring about people's negativity it's amazing.
Reconnecting with nature and animals.
I love feeding birds and squirrels and deer and turkeys
all animals.
Animals don't judge you and talk mad shit and try to make
you stop smoking weed for literally no good reason.
Animals don't try to stop you from taking grandma to church
(mom)
Shh it's ridiculous can't even make it up I never could
not in a million years 90% of my life you couldn't write it.
Feel like Norm MacDonald in Dirty Work in the Jail scene sometimes
where he's pulling his pants back up and getting released and as
he leaves he's turning back telling the rest of the inmates
that they are ridiculous and lack humanity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sczun-f_Uiw
Prank Call Ideas/Quotes
Don't you DARE say that to me!
I like to do a lot of fucking, you know?
Take some of THIS! UNGGGHHHHH!!
Y'all got hambu?
Shut UP shut up!!
I need them diced, smothered, covered, doubled, separated...
Siri, search the motherfucking jobs on the motherfucking internet, bitch!
*Talking while playing pissing noises.*
*Talking with a mouth full of food.*
Can I speak to a man?
I command you to answer!
Hello stupid ignorant!
That's nice, Honey!
One eggs cooked with heat.
You need to come get your SHIT OUT OF HERE!!
Can I pet you like my little chicken?
You stupid monkey!
You wanna meet at the Walmarts?
I'm gonna bite you and eat you.
My name is Aculo. Aculo.
No please don't tell my mom, please!
C'mon! I'll suck your dick.
Is there an American I can speak to?
How's the action in the men's bathroom today?
Do you have a book called "Shits"?
Is there a boy there that can go and look and see if the guys are in there tonight?
Are any of the regulars there?
You don't have any boys there? Any men working?
I left something in the bathroom. Can somebody go look for it?
I'm a member of the group of like-minded men that meet there regularly in there in the bathroom in there.
Have you heard of the term 'cruising'?
Some men like to put holes in the dividers and look at each other. I go there and see in the restroom.
It's not a felony, it's a misdemeanor. I know for a fact and I'm a lawyer. I can't I have a trespassing warrant there I can't.
I left my glucose meter my glucometer and my epipen you have a legal responsibility to see if it's there you need to send someone in right now motherfucker i need my medication my name is cross all you need is cross it's cross cross. you need to work something else out with me then. i have a 5th amendment right I don't have to tell you my name.
Local area code 216 2018 but if you call that I cant answer it.
What if my blood sugar goes to low and I have no way of knowing?
Brandon was supposed to be checking in for something on me then i heard the supervisor i heard her in the back can you have her come on immediately for me? What is she trying to figure out? I left a diabetes machine did she find it?
Please don't put me on hold. please.
Do you have labia? Labia?
Do you wanna get weird?
Do you have sister for me? Nice sister?
I'm gonna shove it right up your fuckin ass!
The machines doesn't go. I need it to "go".
How big a boy are ya?
How many fingers?
Sexual organs.
crunchwrap supreme it's got such good mouth-feel to it, you know?
You people.
Do you have shoe extension? You picked up the shoe extension? Can you extend a size 9 to a 10?
Do you do.. if I go there is this the kind of place I sit down and you bring the shoe for me to try with a shoehorn and then I sit down in the chair uh that there's like a stool and you sit on the stool right?
some places like walmart they dont have a shoe man to sit on the stool and help you put on the shoes and size your foot I really enjoy it dont make it awkward lets get to the biscuits of it dont tell me what you cant do tell me what you CAN do help me out then.
Is it part of your duties? you know what is a part of your duties? To shit.. like in your asshole. You know the pushing part when the muscle you the pushing part you make pushing and feces comes out? I'm in your bathroom right now. Im here now and Im doin it. I'm doin it. Can you come to the bathroom with a shoe I need a shoe Chuck taylor size 7 do you have converse here? (play shitting sfx) please bring them please. please bring converse to me in the toilet. oh come on cuz im gonna be here a while ughhh im gonna ughh be here a while. you know they treated me a lot nicer at the footlocker you know what you're an asshole Im gonna leave my toilet paper on this fucking store im gonna rub it on the walls in here Im not putting it in the toilet im not putting in the toilet alright im gonna make curse words here on the wall in the handicap stall in shit im a psychologist whats your name. ok im gonna write your name here and say things about you in feces on the wall im a life counselor im a psychologist alright shit for brains bye.
Hi im in the bathroom now that i'm here what do i do......... hello? I'm waiting... well I don't know what to do here.... I'm waiting for food... how do I make it go?.....
How long after I eat it I have to go to the toilet?
I have a toilet in my house.
I have bathroom.
I use my bathroom how long does it take when I eat el pollo how much time goes until I have to use the toilet..until it comes out? the caki. after I eat chicken. when I eat chicken. you know? eat chicken? then some time go. ok? then I go caca caki? in the toilet?
I'm from the machine I'm calling from the main machine here in town. You have the right to file an appeal claim if you want.
Please saar do not say abuse language!
I'[m putting it down you said the F word to me im gonna make a report about it. (no sir i didn't) well I'm gonna say that you did and what are you gonna do about it?
I'm a 5 time a day kinda guy. I mean when they're sleeping and everything I mean how they gonna know? I'll keep it quiet. I'm doin it right now.
And are you an atheist or do you believe in the God?
[[[[If you don't believe in a higher power you'll never get high]]]]]][[[[greenbee?]]]
Can we do a cake I want it to say 'Karen you fucking whore you fucking slut'?
Is this the guy that fucked my wife? Tell him about the Bilderberg group, Dave. (Do you believe in the New World Order?)
[[[[Prank calls for truth]]]][[[Dave King]]]]
[[[if the earth dies does it reincarnate? as like another earth?]]][[???]]
VERY GOOOODD!!! WOWWW.... You can TYPE too??!?! Oooohh!! Nice, Honey!
We need you to check the toilet water. Can you put your hand in the water and see if it's cold?
I'm not a stupid.
Does the dog have its sexual organs still? Does it have a penis still or? I had a dog once it had a problem with the penis and they had to remove it.
Why you have to say vulgar words?...MOTHERFUCKER?
I'm on my period.
Ok you're gift card support? So support the gift card. Can you do balance? I'm tryna order a giftcard, ignorant. What do you do just check balance? Please.. Please, PLEASE! Be quiet. Please... can you do it online is that how you do it? Because some people do not have access to the internet. but some peopple go to the library. don't yu think you're capable of something .. more? doing something more than you're doing now? I mean.. you yourself. I mean if this is what you wanna do... which is a job that anyone can do.. you know.. and get paid for it.. or something else you might want to DO... with your life? This is professional though I'm not saying anything rude and nasty I'm talking about GOD. Ok can you check the balance? (Ok whats the number?) Uh.. it's A-S-S-H-O-L-E....?
Anita?...(yes).. Anita Dick >.<
It's Horse... (uh.. horse?) Horace Horace (oh Horace) yeah you thought I said Horse? H-O-R-A-C-E Horace.
Oh wowwww yeah that totally isn't september tenth at all oh wow....
(we don't have glass in the elevator sir) I BROUGHT BOTTLES IN HERE TO BREAK!
And if I die it's YOUR GUYS'S fault for saying that!
Get some pedialyte motherfucker cus that shit will help that shit out, alright?
How's the heat there?
I need a greek salad with heat. I need some heat on it. Yeah you gotta put hot on it you know? You got hot things there? Put some soup on it or something, i don't know. WHat's the urine content of the soup right now?
Im here to bust some cheeks. cheek bustin. It's cheek bustin time. I'm bustin some cheeks tonight.
Why are you being a punk?
Is there someone else there I can talk to? Because I'm gonna yell and curse and I don't wanna do it to you. I don't need to have my phone number written down I don't need an email I need it now. Now now NOW! Put them through.
I used to be a gang member I used to be a shot caller on the block, I mean I never busted cheeks or nothin but...
The gravy it tastes like bugs.
I wanna make sure it burns really good it's for a satanic ritual see we need to burn it all down.
(What do you want on it?) uh... Ass water.
Hey big girl.
I drive a Dodge Stratus.
I'm gonna push you around.
...bitch.
Come ON! Come ON! Let's GO let's GO let's GO!
How much over there on it is?
How you money make?
I need you to reach in the toilet with your hand and feel the temperature.
Can I get the UUHEGHHH? - Carlito
MADHOUSE LIVE
Dr. Hartu Pipi - Milkman
Hi! I'm calling from the corporate office to do a customer survey.
Listen here you son of a bitch.
You can drop the fucking God damned attitude!
I'm gonna kiss you right on the mouth!
I'm with the pizza.
I'm under your house.
Can you tell those kids in the background to shut the fuck up?
Carrot Top needs your room.
Can you stop fuckin lookin at me? Every time I come in you give me those snake eyes.
We accidentally put pepsi in your tires.
We accidentally put chicken grease instead of oil in your car.
Hurry the fuck up.
Hang up the phone.
Whatcha doooooin?
You've been BUTT-SLAMMED by Roy & The Gerbil Morning Show!
We need you to flip all the switches in the breaker box.
Okay, you can stop being a smart-ass, sir!
I love you. Say it back or it's weird.
all kids need to be kicked.
-They could see you winking through the mask.
-Sir, we've noticed you put Halloween decorations up and that's not allowed by HOA regulations. And you can't do Christmas stuff either. You're not allowed because we're in a drought(-chatroom stevenyuka's idea), okay? You put the pumpkin on your proch, that's a mistake. It doesn't matter if it's a big pumpkin or a little pumpkin. Nobody's higher than the homeowner's association, ma'am.
-You're supposed to have all your leaves down you know from the trees? Use a broom and knock them down from the branches. Get those leaves out of your trees! Fall is practically over and you still have leaves in your trees this is ridiculous! We are going to have to fine you 50 dollars in HOA fees.
-You need to start using reusable trashbags and you can't use generics you need to buy the GLAD brand reusable trashbags.
-You need to install a handicap ramp because we have a new mailman who is in a wheelchair.
-My daughter dressed as the girl from Frozen and you called her Cinderella and she's been crying all week because you called her the wrong name. We came to your house. You should apologize to my daughter I'll put her on the phone right here.
-Men are talking.
-It's a cheap auto pilot thing like asian thing like it drives like a woman does.
Can I call you daddy? - Brad
Snow Plow Show
Nougat!
Microphone check, microphone check-er
I'm diggin this fuggin... polo hat yo you like it? Take that goddamn Ralph Lauren.
It's in your butt, BOY! - Laughtrack Matt
Party Time with Matt and Zax
I'm gonna 'it you in the 'ead with a 'ammer.
I have my penis in my hands. - Zax
Uhhhhhhhhh - Trainwreck
A Trainwreck of a Show
Hee heeee heeeeee!
I don't want any food made by dirty devil people.
What do you say there, Flapjack?
Baz calls McDonald's Hawaii on SCIENCE 9/21/2013 3:13:48 -- LINK
here to YouTube
We would like to come over and examine your penis.
I'm lurking about.
.....DAMMIT! - Baz
Baz's International Cultural Exchange
Will you wipe my ass for me?
Franks n beans!
Does this location have wheelchair access?
Who do we got to shout out? Fuck your shout out.
Carrot Top's gonna be there doin some comedy would you sleep with him for 10 grand?
I'm calling regarding an incident we had in your restroom facility about 10 minutes ago..
Probably about 6 foot long legged puerto rican.
I just want to bring it to someone's attention.
email me some marijuana while you're at it (I'm gonna myspace you some cocaineeee -Jagtv)
Ohhhh ffffuck yeahhhh! - Dwight
Dwight the Janitor
I need you to piss and shit in the food.
My number is 7 7 7... 7 7 7... 7 7 7 7.
And then?
Pay attention, you idiot! - Jin Stewart
No Donkeys podcast
Ayyy you're in the big pool now, Ese!
I'm gonna need you to ditch that fuckin attitude. - Neon
976NEON.com
Brent Westwood / Dirty Aaron
Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith, neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion. - Turbo
Turbo Boost
I made a bowel movement where I am. - Miriam
She was looking me square in the penis. (Nobody likes that - Carlito) It was very mean - Akspa
Akspa / Travels with Miriam
JIAD's (and Icegoose) The Art of Phone Larking and Reasonable Sanity Podcast
Calls of Mass Confusion (COMC) YouTube
Science with Sloth and Icegoose
Madhouse Militia
The Purge with JAGTV
The Callective on PrankCast.com
Devon Anus Tart on PrankCast.com
Shoutout to DJ Glowworm, Lux, Deathfox, Hollywoodvanja, Zolar, Reclude,
Jose, Dark Stranger, Crazy Fucker, Da Dead, Dr. Lego, KDK, Lonesome Loser, Noo Noo,
Ted Webb, UK Ted, Dr. Unk, Bob Vance, XYZ, Zyklon, Olga, Polkja, Stacey,
Liz Darwin, Not Brad, Llama, Richie IG69, Legend, Tobachi, TheN, Billman,
Enigma420, Rappy McRapperson, Gloria, Jonathan, Parkman, Macron,
George, Evil Artie, Spray, Mistress Morgan, Dialer, Awkward and Tucker Mike
shoutout mob7 catastrophe
[[[[No icing on the salad.]]][[[kdk??? david king?? ]]]
>>>>>>>>> RBCP's Personal Prank Phone Calls Collection Prank phone calls from various sources
Madhouse Live show What Do I Do? 12/15/2019 is awesome 5/5!
-1:53:00~ Call Center rep being slow
Turbo as Robot with Lux on Jiad's Art of Phone Larking 11/22/2013 ~50 min
Snow Plow Show 5/10/2015 listen at 10min
Deleted IG fuck that shit.
Soundcloud deleted all my uploads on 6 accounts ;-;
Women are weirder than ever and honestly so are guys too.
People are exhausting.
Animals are awesome.
Nature is awesome.
Guitar is awesome.
Weed is awesome.
Life is awesome.
-4/13/2026
Morning Greetings for our fellow downtrodden countrymen 4/13/2026 8:10AM
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We all know how mornings go at the workplace. Saying hi to a hundred people
you don't wanna but have to anyhow so let's go superman on these mofos and
give'em a boost to their miserable existences why not spread cheer and myrth?
Typical setup:
Me: Hey! Good Morning!
Them: Hey How are you?
Me : Good, Good! How you been buddy?
Them: Another day....
(or one of another 100 lame candid bitter retorts)
SO NOW WHAT CAN WE INJECT HERE TO CHANGE THE VERY FABRIC
OF REALITY AND SPACE TIME ITSELF? (Something positive, c'mon jerks)
1. Another day, another opportunity to regret life choices.
YOU GOT THIS! [Le Chat AI]
2. I'd say 'Hang in there' but let's be real, we're both just waiting
FOR LUNCH! [Le Chat AI]
3. Is it Lunchtime YET??
[later-man]
4. Smoke weed EVERY DAY *Nate Dogg Voice*
[later-man]
5. REMEMBER: WeekDAYS are just WeekENDS in disguise. THINK ABOUT IT!!!
[Le Chat AI] [later-man]
6. High Five for SHOWING UP! :P
[Le Chat AI] [later-man]
7. Seize the day -- Just don't let it seize YOU MY FRIEND! xD
[Le Chat AI] [later-man]
8. May the force be with you... or at least caffeine.
[Le Chat AI]
From Reddit
vvvvvvvvvvv
9. [deleted]
How am I what?
10. [3sides2everyStory]
"The meds will kick in any minute, so, we have a lot to look forward to"
10. [Guinness2can]
Never better.
PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz
•
8y ago
"Thanks, you too."
Pootis__Spencer
•
8y ago
"Ah, you know yourself. Same shit, different shoe."
Julian_rc
•
8y ago
Medium-rare
[deleted]
•
8y ago
I always just say "hello."
Bully4u
•
8y ago
None of your business.
PM_me_your__guitars
•
8y ago
no u
GEMINI
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"If I were any better, I'd be illegal."
"Like a spider in a bathtub."
"Upright and caffeinated."
"Somewhere between 'reply all' and 'mute notifications'."
"Living the dream... one nightmare at a time."
"Almost as good as it gets."
https://parade.com/living/funny-responses-to-how-are-you
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7 out of 10.
I’m blessed!
I can’t tell you.
Each day is better than the next.
Rolling with the punches!
Dangerously close to fabulous.
Better on the inside than I look on the outside.
I was fine until you asked.
Next question, please.
My lawyer advises me not to answer that question.
YOU CAN SEE ME?
I am high-quality.
Living the dream! Let’s hope it doesn’t turn into a nightmare.
How much will you pay me if I tell you?
I’m sober,
Movies are all garbage 99.999% I struggle to find
1 completely totally pure movie but a few several
have some bits and pieces mixed with poison and
trickery. So why do people spend SO MUCH TIME on
this stupid shit? Same reason I play videogames I
guess and guitar -- for release or escape or relief
really from the overwhelming constant exhaustion.
shaving sucks but facial hair sucks more.
please leave the attitude at the door.
I deleted facebook lmao
but still using IG and it's tripping me out and people
are playing tricks and laying traps it's wild, wild fr
and scary weird shit. Trying to just put guitar on there
and not interact with anyone but I shouldn't even because
IG takes rights to all my content so um yeah just flexing to
give my shit away for free and be made fun of behind my back kinda
so I should def delete that too.
Reddit really is the superior doom scroll elder scrolls vi the redditor's past
4-8-2026
Went back on Facebook for a minute and woah crazy! I forgot about all the people
cross dressing and playing pretend changing hair color and disguises that fool
for only the first 5 seconds... so freaky. Weird and uncanny looking. Gives me
more reasons to not associate engage or otherwise interact with such filth.
Wish I could go to Alabama or Vermont or Virginia or Montana damn I could but really..no.
At first I was tricked I wondered why this total stranger states away was
creeping on my profile. Looked like a trashy 4 TN heron hag. After further
investigation I realized it was a guy I know, wow.... spoo0000000000000oooookyyyy.
Then I remembered how not all attention is good and people like to manipulate
and use the law and numbers in unfair ways to innocent people like me I said
yeah lemme not get sucked into this cycle again so unhealthy.
I did keep a newly created social just for music really but damn,
looking up the old ones and seeing the wretchedness and befoulment my goodness...
Do yourself a favor and go see yourself, eye opening, very...still reeling...
and sickened. Hard to believe some of it. yo crazy....people are so crazy..
Anyhow it really isn't worth ever looking back and it almost never works anyway.
Just think forward ----------->
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Woww so wanting for 8 months but not allowing myself
then finally reconnecting you realize wow she changed
alot and damn what am I doing and wait -- I'm FREE!!!
YES! GOD! YES!!!!!! FREEDOM!!!!
So that's cool time for a new chapter just in time for
the warm weather gonna have some solo fun adventures in
nature and city.
Saw like 7 turkeys in my neighbor's yard last night while
smoking a spliff, was rad.
Older I get more I realize as well all women talk/network
it's like the illuminati fr and you can NOT TRUST NO ONE but
yet you can't trust ANY ONE either - fucked if ya do, fucked
if ya don't. Maddness literally unspeakable atrocities justified
for selfish and incredulous reasons. Life can be a sick joke
or it feels like it when you are surrounded and treading water
amongst these vampires. Just got to remember rare isn't impossible
and it gets better and there's good people it's just rare super rare.
Tonight 8PM is Trump's deadline to Iran still don't know what to make
of it all.
---4/7/2026..........................................
So RSO was a bust for me anyhow, apparently some people's genetics
do not allow edibles to metabolize correctly and I will never get
any effect out of them so thanks ChatGPT good to know.
#2 Google Gemini is a fed. DO NOT ENGAGE.
#3 Cougars are really legit crazy stay away
#4 Being alone is really the best
#5 Respect and enjoy family time
#6 Do not trust your family
#7 Nobody you desire exists, everyone changes all the time
#8 Nobody will understand you 100%
#9 Do not engage negative energy
#10 Smoke weed everyday - after tolerance break I realized
much more benefit when smoking with sleep, mood, pain,
everything too much to list, cons mainly being LEO and
other rude nosey busy bodies
#11 Do not trust your friends
#12 Pray
#13 Excersize
#14 get outside
#15 play guitar
#16 do not chase
#17 try to smoke less cigs
#18 have fun but look sad
#19 Duke3D.exe > a lot of things honestly
#20 Don't force it
#21 Be gentle
#22 Woosah
#23 Come inside of me, Jesus
#24 If you want to make an apple pie from scratch you must
first invent the Universe - Carl Sagan
#25 I'm the Scatman
#26 People Who Criticize - James Brown
#27 JFA WE KNOW YOU SUCK!
#28 Roy Gerbil
#29 Cross
#30 Hot boss is HOT -- Do NOT touch!! >:(
#31 Do your taxes
#32 Survive
#33 See animals
#34 Burn stuff
#35 Paint/learn to draw better
#36 Write more
#37 Owner of a Lonely Heart - YES
#38 Take a walk
#39 Maximize and utilize all downtime at work for personal benefit
#40 Only fear God
#41 Don't waste time getting mad at stupid ignorance
#42 tool is fake
#43 Most females batshit insane, most males wicked psychopathic masochist
#44 attachment is suffering and futile
#45 make more levels/maps/wads/beats/songs/gpts/htmls/texts/pics/paints/vids
#46 "PURE" energy
#47 Mirth
#48 Think forward
#49 Brush your teeth
#50 Sing
#51 Be a man
#52 Pour one out
#53 Zero every hit
#54 Be kind
#55 Be safe
#56 "Everyone is gray." - Kurdt Cobain
#57 You can get your med card over the phone and mailed
#58 learn to draw Bart Simpson
#59 Stretch
#60 Do NOT eat baked goods from wytches
#61 Mr. Under-the-ground-liver
#62 Keep your songs under control and holy
#63 Green light wavelengths grow, red kills/deletes
#64 STAY AWAY
#65 Bigup to the man in the MADHOUSE
#66 Show love just stick ya mf hanz up
#67 Uhohwuhohwuhhhhuhhh
#68 [Talkbox]
'94 revolution
- "Black Superman"
Above The Law
#69 "That's all there is, ass-related?" - Carlito 2018
#70 Do you have a book called "Shits"?
#71 Give the people what they're missing
#72 smiling is illegal but it is not wrong
#73 Cops can see your bank transactions
#74 f the haters
#75 Never take a salary
#76 Akspa is a funny motherfuc
#77 Take breaks 20ft 20 seconds every 20 minutes for your eye health
#78 Take walks
#79 walk it out
#80 dont leave opened drinks even at work
#81 immediately lock your car doors
#82 keep your phone accessible always
#83 ITS LIKE when i started smoking weed again... all my anxiety and bullshit overanalytical thinking creating problems for myself all of that is replaced with non-stop creative drive idea after idea literally boom boom boom boom feels good to be focused and not upset and dwelling on my shortcomings, regrets, etc
#84 keep it clean
#85 stay frosty
#86 a fantasy is just that do not try to bring it manifest it into reality
#87 if you go to any protest or mass public gathering expect bad shit to happen to you
#88 you dropped the bomb on me, baby..
#89 spies are EVERYWHERE
#90 papepipo
#91 Hold it now (hold it now.. hold it now.. hold it now.) HIT IT!
#92 apartments are great places to utilize dumpsters (esp on weekends when office is closed)
#93 Hey big girl,
#94 people who have obnoxiously strong perfume or cologne are def hiding something
#95 J Dilla remixes
-------(lmao I know numbering messed up not sure why, not fixing it cus lol)
#93 Never accept/consume baked goods from a wytch
#94 Stigmata
#95 know when to fold 'em
#96 know when to run
#97 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
RSO needs looking into fr fr
looking up old flames is wild af like wow they all hit wall harddddd
except for the 1 actual good girl
3/30/2026
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LATER-MAN
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P.S. Be
v
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careful
The crabs do pull back down the bucket
Smiling is illegal
This is like Mr. Pregnant Cowboy Mode
SOLO
"You're the BEST -- AROUND !! -- :) NOTHIN GONNA EVER KEEP YA DOWN"
Ashamed as I am to admit this, I'm glad at least that I got my simping
out of my system and I'm not being that stupid anymore. Simping is
literally anti-God if you think about it. They used to call it
putting the p$$y on a pedestal. It is a bad road that will only
lead you to depression and financial ruin. I've spent easily
upwards of $10,000 on women (not on sex) before I realized how stupid I was.
Maybe I had to go through some of that to learn my lesson but
easily I could have learned after the first $100 or even when I
gave a girl my credit card to max out $2,000. But no I kept going.
Some of it was drug fueled delusion and psychosis, not gonna lie.
Along the same lines, even though I despise my ex I'm glad for the fact
that was my first relationship where we just had sex all the time.
Along the same lines because I was able to get that out of my system.
I did everything I realistically ever wanted to do and now I am not
ignorantly wondering and being desperate.
If she ever asks, "What's a simp?"... RUN!!!!
Cuz she knows damn well and she's lying right to your face.
I think what I said long ago still remains true which is that
to get any you gotta sell at least some piece of your soul.
Is it worth it?
Once you open your eyes you start to see the UGLY truth.
And once you know how bad they are inside the outside no
longer has any appeal whatsoever in fact almost the opposite.
I know it's not ALL but damn what a shitshow.
Some bone-thin short pixie from high school I drooled over and fumbled
got super fluffy bloated especially in her face it's really disturbing
to be honest. Over and over again I find these amazing discoveries
that I hate to admit change and shape my own perceptions. So many questions.
Useless time wasting thoughts they are. Why does no one ever have a positive
change? They never look better I can't think of one instance. They always end
up looking worse. Half of it must be the botox the other half just gave up or...?
I don't know, trauma maybe?
Lately it's too much for me to even stomach. I'd rather curate my 90's FPS
soundtrack playlist and check out d3d user maps and doom ii wads, maybe skate a bit.
Guitar is also getting proportionately more fun as I slip back into marijuana which
is cool, I dig it.
Wish they would legalize mushrooms already.
I realize keeping a diary is pretty gay.
I don't even think at this point there really are any fumbles because based on
what I've seen and experienced I haven't even met anyone even close to a
good match. I've had semi-compatible trainwrecks. Nothing was worth keeping.
Nothing was lost. Sad but true I'm not even trying to exaggerate. Not even
anyone else's partner I've really never said damn she's perfect except
about one girl who I'm now woke to her tricks. I always was I was just
fooling myself and now I'm done bullshitting. Life is too short for that.
Was kind of a trip reading/listening Christina Applegate's memoirs
You With The Sad Eyes and she says she never found herself sexy, beautiful
or attractive. That's crazy to me as I've had a crush on her since forever.
I am guessing that is a common feeling among attractive (and unattractive) women.
Brad Carter is hilarious and he doesn't even use profanity or vulgarity often.
Great guy to study in terms of comedy.
Moderation really is key and the universe will remind you that every time you
think you're being slick get ready for a slap in the face.
Megadeth 2026 tix
Rafters = $260 ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Floor = upwards of $1,150 like what the hell?!
guess I'll be going to Dan Deacon instead for $38... :/
Xmas '25
My parents ordered me a VERY expensive out of print CD
cKy - Volume 1
I pop it open in my car ready to listen to teh sweet sounds of cKy
and....
FUCKING Blink-182 Take off your pants scratched ass CD inside!!
FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!
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Reflections on this year:
I'm getting old. I'm not feeling any pain but damn I can't stay up till 3am anymore.
And I'm much less driven by the pursuit.
And I can't even smoke weed anymore.
And I don't enjoy music as much.
But I am healthier than ever.
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Damn, since I last updated Scotty became an ego maniac coke head.
Had to cut ties but keeping all his pre-coked out wisdom here, still valid.
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Another less Fucked Writing from the' later-man
April 22nd, 20xx
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Scotty reminded me at a crucial point in my own journey that in order to truely
be safe and well and protected and free we must banish from ourselves and our
thoughts and our intentions and our lives this "FUCKING" Devil who tries to
convince us that everything is worth the pleasures and sins of the flesh.
Rightly and truely banish this thinking, this entity, this energy, this thought,
into back which it came from which was NOTHING and instead think about 1 simple
righteous cause which is love. Love all life. WWJD so to speak. Be pure.
That's it... Simple, right?
Easier said than done some times... I know.
But once you rid yourself of this Devil you will FEEL the WEIGHT of this shit
LIFTED off of you and lemme tell you... WHAT A RELIEF IT IS!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THAT DEVIL ASSHOLE GUY!!!!!!! HE ALWAYS IS WRONG!!! HE ALWAYS MAKES ME SUFFER!!!!!
Whenever I listen to that devil and chase something or someone I shouldn't it ALWAYS
ends badly. Facts.
So anyways, thank you brother for reminding me and nudging me back on the course.
Good looks, dude, seriously!
And I need to be better about reflecting that same positive support and energy back
to my brother and all those who struggle daily.
We can be a light in this world.
It is so great too! It feels awesome! It feels purposeful and right and true and worthy.
It feels like I'm dad again, but in a good way. Lead by example kinda. idk...
anyways what did I REALLY start this off to say?
I am in the midst of collecting my stories, legends, anecdotes, memoirs; the history of
the man behind the mask, tactfully and fatefully deciding my own destiny and marking
my path of chaos and accomplishment, run-ins with fantastic spirits and gatekeepers,
thugs, henchmen, watchers, monsters, good guys, protectors, evil do-ers, and the rest
of the moronic yet lovable cast of characters that populate this colorful and symbiotic
mess we call Earth. It's Hell on Earth... who's next? I'm GOnna B FIRST!!!!!!!!! 1st!!!!!!!
- MOBB DEEP
And on that note...
time to feed my musings into chatGPT to come up with 200 Clerks/Coffee&Cigarettes style
Black & White short feature vignettes mostly dialogue based focused on comedy, relationships,
social nature, communication, and a dark delve into the more mystical and science-fiction regions
of psychological thriller and supernatural horror, both man-made and not.
Follow us as we begin to unravel the layers.
Feed your imagination.
Feed your pineal gland.
Decalcify it.
Filter your water of heavy metals including lead and flouride.
Become the NOTHINGNESS.
LATER....MAN.... HOO HOO HA HA HAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:) :) :-D :^) (: (: (-: (-; ;) D-: xD xd XD
cats
mary not marry
create constantly and consciously
you are your thoughts
make haste
be good
be well
do not fear any man or creature of this earth
don't let anyone tell you 3 (three) 12oz. Red Bulls is too many
sing
play
laugh
feel
cry, if necessary *don't bottle it up
help if you can
you can't help everyone
you can't save anyone
you can die trying
life is pain
don't piss into the wind
eat your vegetables
consume rich nourishing information and media/entertainment/education
work THEN sleep
WATER!!!!!! YOU ARE MADE OF WATER!!!! KEEP DRINKING WATER!!!!!!!! STAY HEALTHY AND HYDRATED!!!!!! :-)
H20 YES!!!!!!!!!!! AQUA!!!!!!!!!! AGUA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FRESH, FRESH, BEAUTIFUL, CLEAN, CLEAR, PURE HIGH QUALITY WATER!!!!!
skate or die till you're like 25 then don't break any bones because you have to pay rent, man...sucks...fuck working...
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SKATE TO LIVE
FCK DYIN', LMao XD xD !!1
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I AM THE HUNGER
TRAGEDY FILLS ME , I!
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"Yo FUC A Logi!!!!.......
........ right, dude?"
~Bab 2014
"Looooooooooong *******
******* is looooooooonnnnnnnnng."
~Billy Geighths
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When I was in jail for those combined 5 days, all I could think about was
bad... bad bad bad. I couldn't wait to get out. I cried and kissed the street when
I was released. Actually, absolutely soul-crushing. Always do whatever you can to stay out of there.
...later-man...
8/10/2023
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but really it's fucking real so take it for what it is and
don't be like me, don't go to jail, yo!
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Anyways here is some more powerful uplifting words from brother Scott and the 1227 say whattup:
(Paraphrased from an ethereal mind meld conference in downtown northern central eastern new england townships
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!!!! IN FLAMES LISTEN TO INFLAMES !!!!!
FROM SWEDEN THEY KICK FUCKIN ASS YO!!!!!!!!
First things first, if you can, listen to Farewell by Rush!
ok that being said...
Some Notes About Electricity! from Scotty :D
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'Probably some idiot apprentice did it years ago and it was just ey long as
there's power haha'
'Don't worry about the next guy who wants to change what ya did eh hahaha'
'good to leave room when available though upon install to leave enough
space to take things out and leave the safe amount extra when you need
it for the next adaption of the wires there in the box if a change is
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observe!!!
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The more knowledge you spread gives your greatest gift back to the
community of souls we intervene with on this Earthly life indeed, haha!!
smartphones started a new age
...the sounds you hear from singers ain't just melodies
and pitches, man. Tone is the sound of the airway & the
throat from the body of the singer. In whatever mental
and emotional state they are in as they sing with or without meaning, along
with how much or how little.
Best tone you'll ever get is this:
Forget everything you know about singing and do this:
Whenever you sing someone else's song you didn't
write vocal melodies for-learn the melodic lines of the notes the singer
hit and play it on an instrument.
forget how long or how short
different things are you'll feel it right as it comes out
once you have heard the in tune guitar fretted notes
of the vocal melody lines
and sing the words around those
pitches however the fuck you want to
speak in your voice with however much power you want to give it
#micdrop
play on King. I think that's the best vocal
lesson I ever typed out or thought up.
**EVERY VOICE YOU EVER MADE YOU CAN SING****
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Doing what's right helping lift us up.
If you tear people down that's the devil on your back
or the demonic rage possessed people throwing rage at you
Think about this one *****
The internet is laughing it's ass off right now
because I am so grateful my dad
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shorter than few."
~Bab 2012
The Cult of SOME ACTRESS [version 1 OLD DRAFT 2024 MAY]
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A Short Story by
SKEEV MCKWEEG
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[outline/thoughts/rough sketch]
. .. . .. . ..
1.) An ordinary mundane loser
finds himself tangled in a
web of mystery, cabal, in-
tent, self-discovery, lust,
greed, mania and madness
when he reaches out to a
famous Hollywood actress
on facebook messenger.
She invites him to a VIP
dinner/meet-&-greet event
where he slowly realizes
everything he has read about
MK-Ultra, Candy Jones,
trance, scolpamine, adreno-
chrome, hypnosis, subliminal
messaging, cold-war-paranoia,
Operations Paperclip and
Mockingbird as well as
Monarch programming is
much more real and sinister
than he had ever previously
considered. it's Eyes Wide Shut
Part 2 essentially The house of cards
falls focused around this fan
finding out the true horror
and terror through helping
heal the actress' undiagnosed
DID/MPD and interviewing
her several personalities to
document her life story before
she gets silenced in one way
or another. Soundtrack lots of
Beastie Boys instrumental.
Some 1/5th backstory on fan
drawing from Pi and Limitless
regarding isolation and obsession
with 1990s FPS 3D game engines,
90s pop culture, addiction/
hallucinations, conspiracies,
ufos, aliens, occult, cults,
mental health, relationships,
music, friendships, business
partnerships, school, love,
rm, parents, divorce,
illuminati, new england,
pop-punk, Salem, Stephen King.
1 part Bill & Ted/
Jay & Silent Bob
1 part Eyes Wide Shut
1 part X-Files/Twilight Zone
1 part Prometheus
1 part Ninth Gate
1 part Loose Change
1 part Caddyshack/Coneheads
1 part Rashomon
1 part Donnie Darko
1 part Fear & Loathing
1 part Open Secret
1 part Hi-Fidelity
1 part School of Rock
1 part The Wall
1 part Singles
2.) Act I - Montvale/OTCs/
Cookies & Cream Fallout/
+chaos, fun, dreamland
Act II - MK-Ultra/Wikileaks/
Film School
+Coming of Age/
to terms with
the herd/mob
Act III - Sobriety/Programs:)/
Acoustic/Mental Health/
Manifesting Willpower &
Real-Life Consequences
+Sexual Corruption
+Financial Simpage
Act IV - Independence +
Girl Trouble
+Rekindling with God
Act V - Return to Shangri-La/
Back to the Godhead/
Loving Life +
"Pissin' Out The Poison"
[END with Acoustic Jam of "Too Hot" by ]
Kool & The Gang with Ken & Scotty ]
on the porch ]
3.) Soundtrack
POW - Beastie Boys
Total Bummer - NOFX
Mota - The Offspring
jfa
yes Scott, people rip off each other's art all the time and it's nothing new lmaoooo wat
1/19/24 ---------------- Life is so weird. Sometimes when you least expect it people enter your life or you enter theirs and you become bonded, entangled in such an organic way that never could happen purely out of will or intention. Funny how some of these people life surprises you with can be some of the most awesome people you will ever meet. you really can't predict what is going to happen in life. EDIT: TRUE BUT HALF OF IT IS YOUR MIND STATE TOO IT TAKES 2 TO T A N G O Chief...... okay pal?
tl;dr: they change prices as you load - all mindgames - fucked!!!-___-_- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- haven't done one of these text files in a while.. battling myself, mice, addiction, bad actors, house politics... apparently this flew way under my radar but Sean Penn is a terrible guy. if you wanna know more just look up him and Dakota Fanning, Madonna, Venezuela, CIA, Mexican Drug Lords, him and Bill Maher defending Woody Allen, 2/17/24 is personally for me a special day because I balanced out or something social and karma wise i finally feel peace\ Just listen to Madhouse Live the Carlit0 machine!!!!!!! And make DOOM ][ Maps with UDB idk mang -\- ttextt files are infinitely more better than any social media or chat app. #offline is the way to go because wifi ppl suck anyways think about it most people statistically will disappoint you in one way or another /////holy shit i just cleared some mental block with the keyboard. /It all comes back to you if you just keep at it and don't let $$$ get in your head then boom. or bam [edit: BAM IS RIGHT YOU SAY] baaaam [BAM WHEN THE MAN BAMS NOW!] idk//// for a while bam got me through it just saying bam bam and stuff and oh yea all right guys --- 00 stuff like that. dude anyways..... didn't lose all faith in him but he he's just human like all people flawed anyway back to business which is? music obv. [ED:always!] /////~~```later-man 2/17/2024``````````
She might call you daddy but she calls me the best ;) You might be in her DMs but I'm picking up her prescriptions ;) [both true stories] future edit: both fuckn gay sounds like simp cuck sht to me bwoyyyyy!
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR! LOVE will smack you right in the FACE when you least expect it ;) 3/11/2024 drank alcohol last night for the first time in a long time. not many people could get me to do that. they are a special people to me. i need to be careful about what I don't ordinarily do and behavior I don't ordinarily do around this person. not being dark just real just saying be careful is a necessary always ALWASY@! YOU DON"T KNOW HER WHAT ARE YOU DOING?????? ??????????????????????? ????????????????? MAN????????????? EDIT FROM FUTURE ME: Lmao you simp! stupid fuck dont drink you dumbass! and and ANNNNNNNND!!! TING A LING LING RING DING DING RING!!!!!!!!! DONT SIMP YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PERIODT!!!!!!!!!! HAHA FKC YOU ME!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! ok bye ''''''''
best times I've had were all alone in my car.
APRIL 1st, 2024 THE YEAR OF OUR LORD
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IN ANOTHER LONELY TOWN...
CANT GETY TO WHERE I GOTCHA
IN ANOTHER EASY PLACE
IN A SOUTHERN CHRISTIAN TOWN
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keep on... goin... gonna
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ride on ..... gonna ride on .... ride on .... gonna ride on....
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GUITATR SOLO!!!!!!!
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anyywayssss
hmmm on 33 ways to understand how I could just bil a stan
let tuce disc gust guts bust
hush up ya dum fukx or nut what
we up to sun up
hold ya g**up
ye words of doom carry onnnnn forever hahah haha haha hahha hahhhhhaa aaaahhhh ahahahh hhaha
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hahahaha i really do man
hahah
become the nothingness
hahahah
so simple
nihilism
hjahahahah
so real
so true
the real deal
wanna go to heaven or hell???
choose!
you decide!!
ytne
only you
can tell me
what the fuck
do i do
and who can judge
my actions
my sould
HAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAH
HAHHA
HAHAHFUCK YOU ALL
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FUCK YOU WHO GIVES
2 fucks not me peace out fkc you
see you at the old rumor mill
down the way
AND WE OUTTA HERE OUTTIE 5000 G
5000 G
FIVE THOUSAND GEE
WE OUTTA HERE
P
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NOTHING BUT PEACE
L O V E
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MEAN?????
aaaahhhh
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all of the dj's surely
have taken
a lesson
stop talking trash\
ors i\'ll come!!!
with my smither
and burns
mf burn mf burn
peace
merry xmas
or happy holidays you pc fucks
pEACE!!!!!---
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*****said I was looking gorgeous the other day and yest
she said I have pretty eyes :)
ahhhh..... sighhhhh..... she is so amazing.....
Always will love her forever and ever, nothing could
ever change that. <******** ~2021 till infinityyyyy <33333333
She rules so hard :D
Thank you, ***, for being my best friend through hard times fr. you RULE!@!!!!
Love you, Sis! <33333 So much fr fr!!!!!
Honest to goodness one of the kindest and most lovely and real genuine souls I ever met.
holy fuck **editors note:
alot fucking happened in those 6 days.
I'm still in love with Ashley and this is also not about her
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paranoia and movies man
gee i really
really i wonder i mean
if there were no movies... or shows
soooo many endless hours upon
hours of stupid fucking blathering,
clothed nipples poking, heavy breathing
enough
ok listen up for some real shit
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
maybe back in the caveman days
it was a great feeling to exercise
your physical body hunting dinner
and then dominating a monkey pit
of sex stink probably felt like a
worthy use of time and maybe even
an accomplishment.... I mean, think
about it like this... back in those days
you see....
with no electricity hence no internet
i mean... yeah they had psychedelics right?
once you realize that ssx tricky with your buddies at 10 years old (sorry
to those who can't enjoy this memory, btw)
is like actually no lie like for real dog
it's like literally a magnitude of order
about 5 times greater than sex with
a 10/10 blonde bombshell...
once you get over that hill, life kinda
makes sense and everything just
finally *clicks* and falls into place.
I used to think it was some bizzare
sexist form of humor like wow this
guy HATES women but actually he
also isn't gay... hmm where in the
"spectrum" does this fella lie anyways, huh?
But really no, it's like when Matt used
to make that oafish, buffoon-like deep-pitched, completely idiotic
parody of his hot sister whenever he told a story he voiced her so
much like a big dumb retard hick guy...
At the time I was getting stoney
baloney in my early twenties and
I ritually died from passing out laughing almost every night over
his house and y'know, looking back
those stories made me bust some of
the guttiest laughs of my life that truly healed me and my spirit, fr.
You can't buy that.
You can't.
Trust me.
You can get it elsewhere from other
means and whatever but trust, it is
not something you can decidedly
choose to buy and enjoy at a specific
time on tuesday evening after WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!!!!!
Life has a funny way of making sure fate and destine paths criss cross
over free will and the stagnanted
mantra of the working class plebian.
Once you buy a generator for backup power, you will notice how
quickly the power company can get
yours back on after the storms.
Funny how that works like that, huh?
Just like coinky-dinks!
Ain't that right, mr. SHADOWNET?
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
OMG I FORGOT YO!!!!!!!!!
Wow... ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!111!!1!
Wow okay so this morning a guy pulled over in the right lane at the lights in front of my house.
tech that's a bus stop so I just wanted to f wit the gent a smidge and I walk up to brother I'm like oy! waving to him and the liek...
And he doesn't do any
and so I tap on the bloke's winnwo
innit?
OY BRUV THIS A BUSTOP!
you don't wanna ticket best to cut
around the corner there on mountain.
He acts like I'm crazy so I start well why the all black car you like to be psuedo anon?
He said he's picking up his friend
I said come on you can tell me... are you in the SHADOWNET???
hahah and for whatever reason that freaked him out and he drove off ahahahah people are fucked in so many ways its really wild to say the least.
7/15/24 -------- SO I went for a night walk the other night since it's been a sweltering 90+ degree July North American Summer out there folks and at night it's actually not a soupy oven outside. Anyways.. found a really cool park with a hilltop view of the city surrounded by lush pine that detoxifies the polluted smog we breathe down on ground level MAIN ST. Along the way I noted several flyers laminated to various traffic light poles and electric boxes or public litter bins. Laminated by the way. Not just taped onto the pole, or stapled to wood but laminated so tightly you cannot remove it without tools. Posted about 4ft high, just barely low enough to evade adult gaze but be eye-level to most children. Upon further inspection they were blocks of text roughly 1 paragraph long, about 7-10 sentences in English in fun looking fonts. The language used was quite odd and descriptive seeming to draw attention to negative attributes and odd concepts to expect of children to understand. They rubbed me the wrong way. To me they looked like subtle corruption propaganda at the least and pure mind poison mind control material at the worst. After a quick camera-check I masked up and grabbed my trusty can of High Gloss BLACK Spraypaint and blacked those viruses out. Funny enough I saw some particular characters on their morning walk or commute or patrols giving me evil side eyes while alternating glances at the blacked out flyers. Made it kinda obvious who was at least upset about me derailing and foiling their schemes. They all had something in common by the way. But it's all in a day's work when you serve as a soldier in the ARMY OF THE LORD. Honored to do my duty, fam. P E A C E 1 ~~~~ L A T E R _ M A N |||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.<END>
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