RED FORMANISMS
Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Don’t be a dumbass.
All you need is love? All you need is a job and a haircut!
Being a man means doing things you don’t wanna do.
When I die I want to be buried facedown so that anyone who doesn’t like me can kiss my ass.
I’m not loving anyone I’m not legally required to
If I was a bird, I’d fly into a ceiling fan.
Damn Kids Today. They Wouldn’t Know Responsibility If It Walked Up And Bit Them In The Ass.
“I Wish I Had 2,000 Feet So I Could Put 500 Of Them In Each Of Your Asses.
I'm not raising any flipper grandkids.
My foot wrote a book. It’s called on the road to in your ass.
Isn’t it a little early for you to be hopped up?
You’re never too old to burn in a fire
Work is work. It's not about fun, it's about seeing how much crap you can take from the boss man, and then taking some more.
If I was a bird, I’d fly into a ceiling fan.